Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone at The Cinema Society and Details screening of Milk (GETTY)

Following this assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear after the jump. Yes, we're serious.

• Last night in NYC Details Magazine and The Cinema Society held a screening of Milk which brought out the film's stars Sean Penn, James Franco and Josh Brolin, as well as out director Gus Van Sant. Also walking the red carpet were fashion god Marc Jacobs and his Brazilian boyfriend Lorenzo Martone, who obviously have been too busy admiring each other's hotness to shave. Not that I mind.

• Speaking of hotness, People magazine has released their annual Sexiest Man Alive issue and once again there are apparently no sexy gay men in the world (or at least not in the top 15 who are profiled). To see actual sexy men, including gay ones, check out the AfterElton.com Hot 100!

• Fans of America's Next Top Model may be in for a treat if the CW network picks up the new show Operation Fabulous. It would follow Top Model "coaches" Jay Manuel and J. Alexander as they "ride into small towns across the country to advise everyday girls on how to work it in the real world."

We can add Batboy to our list of allies

• Supporters of Prop 8 must be shaking in their boots today as it was revealed that Batboy has been protesting to help overturn the measure. You rock, Batboy!

• And in serious Breaking News about Prop 8, word is that the California Supreme Court will hear several legal challenges to the state's same-sex marriage ban, but will not allow any new gay marriages until it rules on the measure's validity. Well, the first hurdle has been cleared, but there's still a long way to go.

• Finally, the latest celebrity to speak out about Prop 8 is Oscar winner Kevin Spacey, who tells Huffington Post "eventually the American public will figure out that it really isn't right to deny citizens basic civil human rights. And we can no longer allow that to happen."

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Yours, truly and Viva Hollywood's Jainmy Martinez

Considering that my two-episode stint on a VH1 reality show (I Want to Work for Diddy) leaves me at least ten huge notches from reaching the Z-list, I was pretty shocked when I was approached about modeling in the AM/NY Reality Runway fashion show here in New York City. 

I mean, seriously?  Me, a model?  Being the pessimist that I am, my mind could only think of the potential disasters at hand.  What if nobody knows who I am?  What if I fall?  Also, and most importantly:  what if the clothes are ugly? 

Confused about what answer to give, I approached one of my closest friends for advice.  When I saw that she could barely contain her laughter, my mission was clear:  I was going to rock the runway, and just maybe I'd be plucked directly off of the runway by a powerful modeling agent and this would be just the break I needed to jumpstart my career in international high-fashion modeling.

Or maybe not. 

Real World: Key West castmember Paula "Walnuts" Meronek gets a fitting backstage

As the day approached, I was nervous, excited, and a little dumbfounded that I qualified as a celebrity.  To me, celebrities have always been at least people who have done something besides submit themselves to the judgment of others on national TV, but then again we live in a world where tons of people are famous for absolutely nothing, so far be it for me to exclude myself from addition to that list.

America's Next Top Model vet Shandi Sullivan rocks the DJ Booth

The event was held at a trendy club on the trendy Lower East Side of New York, an area I generally avoid like the zombie-like hipsters that frequent it avoid smiling. After taking my decidedly z-list transportation of the M103 New York City bus to the location, I began what would end up being about two hours of waiting for my fitting. 

I started to panic.  What if I fell?  What if I froze?  What if, dear God, the clothes are ugly?  (Yes, again.) As all of these different scenarios ran through my mind, I tried frantically to recall every piece of modeling info that I've learned from cycles 1-238 of America's Next Top Model:  Smile with your eyes!  Back straight!  Don't stomp!  OK, so this wasn't exactly the Dior show at Bryant Park, but if I was going to have a chance of getting discovered by a major agent and starting my new life as an international high-fashion model, I needed all the help I could get...

Well, boys and girls, this is it. The last recap of Cycle 8. One of these three girls will become America's Next Top Model. Only in title, of course. Once they win, we'll actually never see them again except for a couple appearance on the next cycle of ANTM. The good news is the show is definitely coming back, so we have at least two more cycles of anorexic skeletons and bitchery galore! How exciting!

Will the winner be Natasha, the Russian trophy wife who started out weak but has steadily improved? Will it be Jaslene, the Latina stick figure who tried out for Cycle 7 but didn't make the cut? Or will it be Renee, the bitchy mommy who takes great photos but looks a little long in the tooth?

One of those smart and sexy readers Michael talks about in today's column wrote me and pointed out that in the history of ANTM, no winner has ever had children. (Thanks, Damian!) That's interesting since two of the final three are mothers this cycle. If that holds true, Jaslene is already the winner. Let's see how this plays out.

They're changing things up a little this cycle. Instead of the traditional CoverGirl commercial and photo shoot, they're doing one of those godawful "My Life as a CoverGirl" commercials they make all the winners do. They're dreadful. They're still doing the CoverGirl photo shoot though.

It's the final four this week on America's Next Top Model, and you know what that means. Lots of bitchery! Will my prediction for final three (Natasha, Jaslene, and Renee) come true? Let's find out.

Tyra Mail: It's another wordy one. "Some of you believe that you were born to be a top model, but I sense that only one will have the heart, soul, and spirit to make it to the top. --love, Tyra." Nobody has any idea what it means, least of all me. I don't even think Tyra knew what the heck that meant.

Natasha is having phone sex with her mysterious husband again — right in the bedroom in front of the other girls. Ew! She's actually nuzzling the phone and making moaning noises. Double ew! Now, I think the others girls treat her horribly, but this is not the best way to win friends and influence people, ya know? Stop with the phone sex already, Lolita! At least where others can hear it. And see it. Triple ew!