Welcome to AfterElton.com!

Enter your AfterElton.com username.
Enter the password that accompanies your username.
News, Reviews & Commentary on Gay and Bisexual Men in Entertainment and the Media

snicks

by snicks

Under the Covers 14: Help us rename these strange, forgotten, or just plain creepy gay-themed films

Sure, working here in the AfterElton.com Blungeon™ (Blog + dungeon) is a never-ending parade of cute puppies and lollipops, but sometimes things get a bit hectic, and we need help from our faithful readers.

We received a moldy cardboard box from upstairs full of obscure or forgotten gay-themed films, with orders to alphabetize them. Unfortunately, the titles on all the covers have been blacked out! This is where you come in.

Every week we'll present the cover art for a gay-themed film and ask you to create a new title based just on the cover art. We'll pick our favorite, and announce the winner the next week (along with the real title of the film).

Take a look at the cover art above and take your best shot. And below you can see the real title of last week's entry, as well as our favorite faux title. And if you happen to know the movie's real title, we ask that you don't post it!

What a tough choice this week! Plenty of titles that made us giggle, but we went with this one, because it was so ... wonderfully weird.

MANEATER: THE POT LUCK by Insideguy.

Congratulations, and thanks to everyone for participating. And keep those submissions coming (and once again, please don't reveal the real title).

  • snicks's blog
  • Login or register to post comments
  • Androjai's picture

    LOL

     

    Last Whore on the Left

    O Liberté, que de crimes on commet en ton nom!

    Average (1 vote):
    see individual ratings
    Victor's picture

    LOL

    "The Best Little Whorehouse on Haunted Hill"

     

     

    Average (1 vote):
    see individual ratings
    Nukely's picture

    wait a sec

    You beat me by one second!


    Being out is not "being an activist." It is being honest. Unfortunately it's such a rare commodity in this world that honesty often seems like activism.
    Nukely's picture

    title

     

    The Spookiest Little Whorehouse in Texas

     


    Being out is not "being an activist." It is being honest. Unfortunately it's such a rare commodity in this world that honesty often seems like activism.
    FreeBaller's picture

    LOL

    Revenge of the Blow-Up Doll!
    gale's picture

    the gay bed and breakfast of

    the gay bed and breakfast of terror
    Average (1 vote):
    see individual ratings
    Victor's picture

    Frighteningly enough, that's

    Frighteningly enough, that's the name of a real movie!
    Nukely's picture

    Opps

    The contest is to rename the movie

     


    Being out is not "being an activist." It is being honest. Unfortunately it's such a rare commodity in this world that honesty often seems like activism.
    Jamie's picture

    Title

    The Amityville Whores

     

    Who's that guy in the forefront of the picture??  Meanwhile....

     

     

     

    "Open up your mind and then open up your heart. And you will see that you and me aren't very far apart." - Blessid Union of Souls

    Darrien's picture

    Title

    "Recession...What Recession: realtors fight back"
    thepantweaver's picture

    Titles

    I Know Who You Did Last Summer

    The "Blair's Dick" Project

    and finally

    The Real World: Transylvania

    Average (2 votes):
    see individual ratings
    Jamie's picture

    I love

    The Real World: Transylvania!  Bravo!
    Ed Meiller's picture

    50 top Gay movies

     

    I really wish "Relax It's Just Sex" had made the list. It blends (very successfuly I feel) Gay,Lesbian,and straight,sex. There is a scene of a rape that I thought was one of the most devastating scenes I've seen in any movie. Does anyone else agree?

    DigitalLux's picture

    But...but...the actual title

    But...but...the actual title for this one is the best!
    jettasian's picture

    Here are mine

    - Bi Hookers or Bi Crooks

    - These Meats Are For Sales

    - How To Sucess In Recession Without Really Trying

    souldecision1040's picture

    title...

    the house on horny hill...
    Average (1 vote):
    see individual ratings
    Rich's picture

    Titles

    "House of Horror-mones" or "Bed,Bath & Beheadings"

    afhickman's picture

    Clothes Caption

    "Scared Shirtless: The Boy in the Real Estate Bubble"

    "The mountain has wings."

    Average (1 vote):
    see individual ratings
    LadyCoetzer's picture

    "The Secret of DILF

    "The Secret of DILF Castle" 

    or

    "The Horrid Hos and 'Mos of Cracker Holler"

     

    I have walked the road with no deviation (always innocent)--Luba

    Insideguy's picture

    Thanks for the Stevie Award

     I love this game.

    The Hard Boys in The Case of the Disappearing Shorts 

    That's all I am saying... 

    INSIDEGUY

    TonyG's picture

    Mine's kinda dirty...

    But I can't resist:

     

    Flip-f**k That House!

    Average (2 votes):
    see individual ratings
    Rainierguy's picture

    The Hardy Men: Who was in

    The Hardy Men: Who was in the Closet Case.

    Scooby-Doo, where are you, half naked boys, who knew!