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Last night's Gossip Girl included the infamous threeway scene that got the Christian wingers all worked up. And like most ratings stunts, the actual threeway was very ho hum — and, as expected, was guy-girl-girl. But that doesn't mean the episode didn't have a lot of gay action nonetheless as Eric (Connor Paolo) got into the scheming business as he plotted against his own sister — with some very unexpected ramifications for Eric and his boyfriend Jonathan. 

There's a ménage à trois going down on next week's Gossip Girl, and it involves three of these people:

(Do you have any idea how hard it was to keep the Bass der Humphreys from colliding on that chart?)

The CW has been hyping the threesome (Sweeps-some?) for weeks now, leaking bogus spoilers to counter legitimate spoilers. Every entertainment site is predicting potential groupings, but there's no site more dedicated to kissing boys than us, so you know we've got to weigh in.

Step One: Process of elimination.

If we take out the characters who have been written off to Belarus (or similar), here's what what we're left with:

Ladies and gents, may I present to you something you never knew you always wanted? The Office's Kelly Kapoor in a leopard print leotard and gold tights:

Kelly Kapoor working a wedding dress:

Kelly Kapoor meets auto-tune:

Wondering how you can tell Adam Lambert is gay from various details in that Details photo spread?

Curious how believable Lambert's Details interview was compared to other "news stories" of the week?

Care to speculate on what the man will do next for a publicity stunt?

The answers in charts and graphs after the break!

To welcome Ugly Betty back for it's fourth — and hopefully not final — season, we decided to give the first three seasons our patented Facebook Recap™ treatment from Marc St. James' point-of-view. So sit back and relax as we revisit Marc's highs — his relationship with Cliff — as well as his lows — a mother who rejected him for being gay — and all the rest of the hilarious moments from Ugly Betty.

Ever wonder how the network suits over at NBC assemble their primetime schedule every year? Believe it or not there's a logic to it. And thanks to a mole working on the inside, we've obtained secret documents showing just how things work there!

By following a simple, top secret formula the programming geniuses over at the Peacock Network have assembled a perfect primetime line-up which, as you'll see, makes perfect sense on paper — even if the rest of us are too dumb to get it.

Check out the NBC Programming Decision Tree after the break!

The big gay kiss on Gossip Girl isn't until next week (and doesn't even involve Eric), but we thought it would be fun to give GG our patented Facebook Recap™ treatment this week! And look who is on this episode! It's gay Prince Jack from Kings, but he's not gay and has a poker problem. There is also a wedding, some scheming — you know, the usual stuff.

Enjoy!

Just in time for the best Brothers & Sisters episode in quite some time, we present you with our first ever patented Brothers & Sisters Facebook Recap™ treatment! True, we don't want to make fun of Kitty having cancer, but there is still Justin's sexy anatomy lesson and Scotty's faux-baby that is the perfect touch of passive aggressiveness.

So why not break out a glass of wine and enjoy!

Terri Schuester just achieved the level of "Meth Maven" and Sue Sylvester has joined New Directions in this week's Glee Facebook Recap™. Check it out after the break.

The high spirits of gay brothers Sam and Dan, and the awesome Asshattery of Lance has made such an impression on us we decided to give this week's episode of The Amazing Race a Facebook Recap™!

Enjoy!